Upon entry all joy and respect for life immediately exited our bodies. To their credit, the valet is «complimentary,» even though requiring a valet in their small lot is the parking equivalent of needing a bathroom attendant to hand you a paper towel. Being familiar with The Pony, I felt a change of venue was in order. Not having been to a strip club in quite a while and with my groomsmen being scattered across the country, the burden fell upon me and fellow Unilocaler James H. With my nuptials pending, my groomsmen requested a night of more «naked» entertainment. And yet Tattletale’s continues to exist almost solely on the notoriety gained from being mentioned in a Motely Crue song, albeit one of the most famous stripper songs ever produced. This leads me to assume that maybe a more apt title for the song is «Girl, Girl, Girl» which would be more fitting as our trip to Tattletale’s revealed one single attractive female (what could be referred to possibly as a «girl») while the rest… well, if Motley Crue were to change the song’s title from «Girls, Girls, Girls» to «Girl, Woman in her late 30s Trying to Pass as 23, and I Think That’s a Man» its accuracy would not be questioned. Neil is such that she already knows which one to tell. The relationship between said dancer and Mr. Neil requested was a dance and perhaps be told a story. For indeed, it was they who first suggested that, should one seek «Girls, girls, girls,» you could perhaps be «rockin’ in Atlanta in Tattletales.» Now I should not be the one to question the sage wisdom of Nikki Sixx, and in their defense, they made no truly subjective judgments on the quality of the aforementioned girls, girls, girls. For as those who prefer their crews spelled «Crue» and perhaps with an additional dash of Motley, they know the significance of Tattletales. Now what does this have to do with Tattletales? Nothing. Do I really care about the trials and tribulations of Spencer and Lauren? Should William Hung have been offered the chance to make a single record, let alone THREE? In my best Jerry Seinfeld voice, «What is WITH these people?» And yet these once-infamous «celebs» carry on. And yet these psuedo-celebs continue to overstay their welcome. In this era of reality TV and the Internet Celebrity, we all know how frighteningly accurate this statement has become. «In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes,» he opined. In 1968, Andy Warhol commented on the Cult of Celebrity.
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